I'm normally pretty good at baking. Claire, my Obi-Wan, sort of took me under her wing and blessed me with knowledge of the...baking. Anyway, James turns two tomorrow and he wanted to help mommy bake his birthday cake. Long story short: he ended up wearing the cake. He was a little sad he made a mess- first time ever he was sad about making a mess ( Read more... )

I'm killing Jonah Hershlag-Arjmand.

Why?

He gave my son a mohawk. Now if I shave it he'll look like a skin head. Great.

Some people shouldn't be online when they're intoxicated. Just saying.

Not that I'm not grateful; blackmail is a useful thing.

Edit: OMG! Look Who's Talking Too is on!